Fence this

My neighbor's dog says he's building a fence to keep me out of his yard.

6 degrees of bacon

My neighbor's dog once wrestled an alligator who ate a lion who ate a human who ate a pig.

Oscar Justice

My neighbor's dog told James Cameron in 1994 "No, it must be Leo and Winslet if this thing is going to work," on Cameron insisting that it be Goldthwaite & Ru Paul. #OscarJusticeWillBeServed

Golden ticket anyone?

My neighbors dog once stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks with his uncle Joe!

Opposible Thumbs

My neighbor's dog has no thumbs so he hires someone to tweet and blog for him while he dictates. Also because he's that important.

Grammy Dominance

My neighbor's dog just won 6 Grammy's for "Best Debut Album"

Cold Hearted Snake

My neighbor's dog LOVES Paula Abdul.

Waiting...

My neighbor's dog is watching my neighbor shovel 3 feet of snow from his spot in the window.

That's Bad Ass

My neighbors dog is so bad ass that drives his Porsche convertible all winter long.

Supplies

My neighbors dog went to the store for "Nemo" supplies but only came back with a harmonica.

My Neighbor's Dog #41

My neighbors dog is still sleeping. Why aren't I?

My Neighbor's Dog #40

My neighbors dog received blood transfusions during all five of his consecutive Dog Walk De France wins.

My Neighbor's Dog #39

My neighbor's dog pretended he was some dude from Notre Dame's online girlfriend for like 14 months. He's seeing Dr. Phil on Wednesday.

My Neighbor's Dog #38

My neighbors dog bet 20 grand on the Cleveland Browns to win the Super Bowl. He says it's a win-win. 20 million pay out if he's right. If he's not, well, he's a dog.