Fence this

My neighbor's dog says he's building a fence to keep me out of his yard.

6 degrees of bacon

My neighbor's dog once wrestled an alligator who ate a lion who ate a human who ate a pig.

Oscar Justice

My neighbor's dog told James Cameron in 1994 "No, it must be Leo and Winslet if this thing is going to work," on Cameron insisting that it be Goldthwaite & Ru Paul. #OscarJusticeWillBeServed

Golden ticket anyone?

My neighbors dog once stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks with his uncle Joe!

Opposible Thumbs

My neighbor's dog has no thumbs so he hires someone to tweet and blog for him while he dictates. Also because he's that important.

Grammy Dominance

My neighbor's dog just won 6 Grammy's for "Best Debut Album"

Cold Hearted Snake

My neighbor's dog LOVES Paula Abdul.

Waiting...

My neighbor's dog is watching my neighbor shovel 3 feet of snow from his spot in the window.

That's Bad Ass

My neighbors dog is so bad ass that drives his Porsche convertible all winter long.

Supplies

My neighbors dog went to the store for "Nemo" supplies but only came back with a harmonica.

My Neighbor's Dog #41

My neighbors dog is still sleeping. Why aren't I?

My Neighbor's Dog #40

My neighbors dog received blood transfusions during all five of his consecutive Dog Walk De France wins.

My Neighbor's Dog #39

My neighbor's dog pretended he was some dude from Notre Dame's online girlfriend for like 14 months. He's seeing Dr. Phil on Wednesday.

My Neighbor's Dog #38

My neighbors dog bet 20 grand on the Cleveland Browns to win the Super Bowl. He says it's a win-win. 20 million pay out if he's right. If he's not, well, he's a dog.

My Neighbours Dog #37

My neighbour's dog is Canadian today apparently.

My Neighbor's Dog #36

My neighbor's dog eats his ice cream from bottom up and drinks his water from the inside out.

My Neighbor's Dog #35

My neighbor's dog pees in a jar so he doesn't have to leave the house in the winter.

My Neighbor's Dog #34

My neighbor's dog was snubbed by the Academy for his portrayal of Abraham Lincoln's Dog in "Lincoln" - an off off off broadway production at my neighbor's house.

My Neighbor's Dog #33

I think I just saw my neighbor's dog on stage at a magic show.

My Neighbor's Dog #32

My neighbor's dog has a blog called, My Neighbor's Human. I think it's about me.

My Neighbor's Dog #31

My neighbor's dog just got stuck in a tree. Ironically, his name is Miss Kitty.

My Neighbor's Dog #30

My neighbor's dog once drove a FedEx truck from Poughkeepsie to Yakuma to deliver a wheel of cheese.

My Neighbor's Dog #29

My neighbor's dog thinks Lassie was nothing but a tattletale.

My Neighbor's Dog #28

My neighbor's dog is locked out.

Oh wait, never mind. He keeps a key under the mat.

My Neighbor's Dog #27

My neighbor's dog promotes vigilante justice from confines of his couch.

My Neighbor's Dog #26

My neighbor's dog repeatedly drives past the window teller and requests his"account balance" just so he can get free dog cookies.

My Neighbor's Dog #25

My neighbors dog goes in through the out door.

My Neighbor's Dog #24

My neighbor's dog just polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.

My Neighbor's Dog #23

My neighbor's dog pees in a jar so he doesn't have to leave the house in the winter.

My Neighbor's Dog #22

My neighbors dog went for Chinese food because the dog food store was closed for the holiday.